SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden became more aggressive. Wi